You: Are you kidding? What a crazy idea! You are aiming to learn Hida Dialect and not English.
Sashichi: Please don't mention it. I am addicted to writing foreign languages and cannot help myself.
You: If you do, then do it. If you want to succeed in increasing your access counts from overseas, then proceed.
Sashichi: Oh, thank you. I appreciate your generosity. First, let me introduce one you-tube article.
You: I realized that there is no single theory to explain clearly how language had evolved in the ancient era.
Sashichi: There may be more theories other than those shown in the article. Besides, I have my original idea.
You: Your idea? Again, you are kidding. No one may believe you. For the sake of God, may no one laugh at you. I cannot bear it.
Sashichi: My theory is based on the fact that ontogeny repeats phylogeny. This is the theory of Dr. Ernst Heinrich Philipp August Haeckel. He is a German medical doctor.
You: Wow, how cute are all the embryos! Fish, salamander, tortoise, chick, hog, calf, rabbit, and human! In short, the picture involves the embryos of almost all living creatures.
Sashichi: You said it. Do you know that your baby, i.e., your baby fetus growing in your uterus had once listened to human languages, had cried sometimes, had moved upon waking up?
You: Oh, yes, I experienced exactly so. My baby had begun moving occasionally. and had waked up.
Sashichi: A newborn baby speaks rabbit language.
You: Oh, I agree. Haeckel's theory is highly applicable to the evolution of human languages. What an interesting idea! Some readers of this site may agree with you.
Sashichi: Thank you. I am happy to share my idea with you. I have long waited for this moment to come.
You: You are flattering. By the way, how many children do you have?
Sashichi: Two daughters. And you?
You: One daughter. She is already a mature woman as yours, though.